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                                           You
                                             unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight.
                                             A dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both style and substance of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into
                                             Rebelynn...
                                              
                                            
                                          Hello. Thank you for visiting my humble site. My goal is to eventually
                                             develop it into a shining beacon for all the world to enjoy and admire. 
 
  "Allow
                                             myself to introduce... myself."  My name is Rebecca... and I... am an alcoholic. Well, not
                                             quite yet, but if these first few post-college months are any indication, it might not be long. I am a recent graduate
                                             of Arizona State University, majoring in Studio Art, after which I promptly realized that there is no future in art, save
                                             that of bohemian street dweller. So I carted my ass off to the Big Apple to attend the esteemed (a term I use with scathing
                                             sarcasm) Fashion Institute of Technology in hopes of becoming the next Vera Wang... yet another example of naivete on my part,
                                             more of which can be read about in the Weblog... Currently I am toiling in anonymity, hopping from one thankless job to another until I am discovered and become
                                             a big star. I am also attempting to start a custom bridal business with absolutely no capital. I really think it'll
                                             work. I mean, sure I don't have any money, experience, or reputation as a bridal couturiere, but I'm a pretty nifty
                                             gal with a dream and a sewing machine... cue the soaring inspirational music. Visit my little entrepreneurial effort
                                             at http://www.bridalelegancebyrebecca.com. 
                                              Anyway, I am still basking
                                             in the afterglow of the Arizona Diamondbacks' 2001 World Championship... because clearly we aren't going to repeat anytime
                                             in the foreseeable future. I am an amateur genealogist (see JewRoots project), as well as the nation's foremost expert in Seinfeld trivia. (A title which I bestowed on myself, not that
                                             there's anything wrong with that.) 
  Well, that's about all you need to know for now. Please feel free to sign the guestbook
                                             and e-mail me with any compliments and/or offers of monetary gifts. 
 
  
                                             
                                           
                                          
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